Minivan Goes Buck Hunting
I’m back from a two-week hiatus in which I was driving a minivan around Cleveland hunting for Bucks.
No, wait, that was Georges Niang Wednesday night.
Niang picked up the Minivan nickname during his college days in Utah. Shouldn’t it be the Suburban? ...
Scottie Becomes A Case In Point Guard
Scottie Barnes’ second season in the NBA was so disappointing that the fantasy realm considered renaming “Sophomore Slump” to “Scottie Slump.” Well, Barnes has busted through that slump like a nerdy virgin kid who just hit the lottery hanging out at a ...
A Christmas Merrill-cle in Cleveland
Sam Merrill made it back-to-back career scoring highs Wednesday night, hitting 8-of-14 from behind the arch and finishing with 27 points, 3 boards, 2 assists and a steal, helping the Cavs pull away from the Jazz in the fourth quarter.
The casual NBA f...
It’s The Time Of The Eason
[Hits play on The Zombies classic hit song … “boom boom boom, buh-kah AHH …”] It’s the time of the Eason [““boom boom boom, buh-kah AHH”] …
Tari Eason gave his believers reason to celebrate with a second-straight 14-rebound night, adding a career high ...
Like Money In The Banchero
Paulo Banchero crossed the 40-point mark for the first time in his young career on Wednesday night, finishing with 42 points on 16-of-26 shooting (1-5 3PT, 9-12 FT). Sure he was stingy, dishing just one dime to go with his 6 boards and 2 blocks. Please...
Reed My Lips: Don’t Trust The Nurse
I’m going to take the opportunity of a light 7-game Wednesday NBA slate to a quick scream therapy session so I can just get over this and move on for the season.
Dear Nick Nurse, AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH….
Ok. So, Nurse did it again. Please,...
NBA Has One Too Many On Blackout Wednesday
Back in my day [classic way to captivate an audience from the get-go], we just called it the night before Thanksgiving. But kids these days [mmk, Gramps] have to slang up everything [even my Zyn] to make ‘em feel special. So now they call it Blackout W...
How DOLLA Got His Groove Back
I started writing a movie plotline starring Damian Lillard in Canada as a male counterpoint to Stella in the Bahamas, but decided to spare you fine readers that pending trainwreck (and possible violation for racial insensitivity from the Razzball board...
Welcome to Whacky Season
The end of each year is now deemed “Silly Season,” when resting vets on contenders and breakout youngsters on tanking teams play havoc with lineup decisions.
Three weeks into the season, I now declare this time of the year “Wacky Season,” with Wednesd...
Sharpe(r) Image 2.0
Last night we saw the transition from Shaedon Sharpe the cool shiny gadget that’s just for show, to the I Gotta Have This In My Daily Life type of tool.
With Anfernee Simons out 6 weeks [sad face] and Scoot Henderson injured mid-game, Sharpe took o...