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<\/a>Let\u2019s jump into the remake rabbit hole with \u201cCharles\u2019 Angels,\u201d or, as it was known to its friends: Charlie\u2019s Angels<\/em>. The show was about three ladies who, after making it through the police academy, were relegated to menial work. So they quit and ended up working as private investigators for a shadowy figure named Charlie, who may or may not have been Charles Nelson Reilly. Let\u2019s step past the irony of them leaving their demeaning police jobs to run around mostly in skimpy outfits. The show ran from 1976 to 1981, and launched the careers of Farrah Fawcett and\u2026 Shelley Hack?<\/p>\nCharlie\u2019s Angels<\/em> finally received the remake treatment last year. Evidently, the producers tried to make it gritty. They gave Minka Kelly a job \u2013 clearly, looks still mattered. Also, only one of them was a former cop, one was a street racer and one was a thief. They also gave the crew some racial diversity by hiring a black woman. No, they didn\u2019t make her the thief or the street racer. Phew \u2013 accidental racial stereotype narrowly avoided. And, the show only lasted four episodes.<\/p>\n So, the remake of Charlie\u2019s Angels<\/em> was a major failure. However, I\u2019m guessing that won\u2019t keep the remake machine down for too long. Batman and Robin<\/em> didn\u2019t keep Batman Begins<\/em> from being made. Secret of the Ooze<\/em> didn\u2019t keep us from receiving the gift of Turtles in Time<\/em>.<\/p>\n The 2011 Charlie\u2019s Angels<\/em> remake purposefully tried to avoid being campy or retro in any way. The next Charlie\u2019s Angels<\/em> remake will take that lack of camp as a sign\u2026to, of course, crank up the camp. I\u2019m thinking the network will treat us to primetime soap version of Angels<\/em>. Also, this time they\u2019ll go back to making their racial minority Asian. Time for Lucy Liu to return to the fold? Now, the Angels are all former circus performers and Charlie has a mechanical arm like Dr. Claw. One of them is a fire-breather, one is an acrobat and the other is a strongwoman. Oh \u2013 and they\u2019ll all wear bikinis all the time.<\/p>\n This show will be marginally more successful, but ultimately only last one season. The next next Charlie\u2019s Angels<\/em> remake will, instead of reverting to serious again, decide to ramp up the campiness and hire John Waters as the show runner. Now, one of the Angels is a fat man in drag and Charlie is clearly (finally!) modeled on Charles Nelson Reilly. It will have to move to Showtime to meet with Waters\u2019 sensibilities. The remake remake will also only last a season but will be a cult classic.<\/p>\n After that John Waters\u2019 remake remake, STARZ tries its hand at the ol\u2019 Charlie\u2019s Angels<\/em> television franchise. To make it work in their traditional style, which is to say an almost antagonistic amount of nudity, the remake remake remake starts to resemble an off-Broadway interpretation of Hair<\/em>. Most weeks, they won\u2019t even bother solving cases anymore. It\u2019ll last a few seasons, before people remember that porn is a thing that exists on the internet.<\/p>\n The next remake (Charlie\u2019s Angels<\/em> version 5) will go the reinvention route and be an ABC Family show trying to make teen aged girls feel good about themselves. All three ladies are Bryn Mawr graduates. The women will all look more like \u201creal\u201d women, at least that\u2019s what the press interviews will mention. Bosley will start out a sexist, but he\u2019ll learn that, in the end, a woman can do anything a man can. Then he\u2019ll start romancing one of the ladies because, of course, every woman needs to be in a romantic relationship to feel whole. Plus, they are all, like, secretly witches or whatever the kids are into then.<\/p>\n In the next remake, one of the Angels is a Maori gentleman. Then, the remake all three Angels are men, including a Laplander and Bosley is a woman. The next remake goes beyond the whole three Angels thing. So stifling! They add two more, making it three men and three women when you include Bosley. After that, Charlie gives up running a Los Angeles private investigation company and moves to New York to run a coffee shop. All the Angels and Bosley follow him. The new show name is Bosley\u2019s Angels<\/em>. Angels number 9 has the whole gang staying in New York, but they drop the whole private investigator thing. They just, you know, hang out and bullshit and stuff. Just getting in relationships and trying to make it in the big city and such. Also, they are all white again. It just becomes a bunch of friends goofing around, hanging in Charlie\u2019s coffee shop. It lasts a decade and is supremely popular.<\/p>\n That\u2019s the story of the future of Charlie\u2019s Angels<\/em> remakes. Another story ends. It\u2019s the story of an underemployed writer living in Los Angeles who was given the opportunity to write for a website featuring several podcasts he very much enjoyed. He was very appreciative of the opportunity, and grateful to the website for allowing him to showcase some of his comedy work online. He asked for people to check out his podcast and his Twitter account, and thanked them for reading his stuff. Then, he turned out the lights in the bar where he did his writing. There was a knock on the door. \u201cSorry, we\u2019re closed,\u201d the writer said. \u201cYou stole that from Cheers,\u201d the knocker replied. \u201cFuck you,\u201d the writer retorted. Then, he put on his jet pack and flew off to Myanmar where, at the very least, he wouldn\u2019t have to learn the metric system.<\/p>\n Chris Morgan<\/strong> is a writer living in Los Angeles. You can follow him on Twitter (@CMorganExaminer<\/a>) and\/or listen to his podcast<\/a>.<\/em><\/p>\n The post Remake Remakes<\/a> appeared first on Earwolf<\/a>.<\/p>\n\n \u7acb\u523b\u8a3b\u518a\u53ca\u5831\u540d\u96fb\u8166\u88dc\u7fd2\u8ab2\u7a0b\u5427! <\/a> www.ITSec.vip<\/a> www.Sraa.com.hk<\/a> www.ITSec.hk<\/a> www.Penetrationtest.hk<\/a> www.ITSeceu.uk<\/a> I\u2019ve talked about TV show remakes in these here parts before. After all, remakes are as much a part of television as commercials that teach us women are all callous shrews and if two men accidentally touch hands it makes them male gays. As we hurl towards TV oblivious (future), remakes will begat remakes. 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