{"id":137413,"date":"2024-07-27T15:17:29","date_gmt":"2024-07-27T14:17:29","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.hollywoodintoto.com\/?p=2040828"},"modified":"2024-07-27T15:17:29","modified_gmt":"2024-07-27T14:17:29","slug":"13th-warrior-is-as-bad-as-advertised-until","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gamefootballmobileanimeiphone.com\/index.php\/2024\/07\/27\/13th-warrior-is-as-bad-as-advertised-until\/","title":{"rendered":"\u201913th Warrior\u2019 Is as Bad as Advertised, Until \u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>John McTiernan\u2019s \u201cThe 13th Warrior\u201d (1999) is the Michael Crichton adaptation that, unlike \u201cJurassic Park\u201d (1993), you might have passed on.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Chances are, you\u2019re like me and heard some terrible things long before the film hit theaters. Based on Crichton\u2019s 1976 novel, \u201cEaters of the Dead,\u201d which was a re-telling of \u201cBeowulf\u201d but with Vikings, the film was set to be released during the summer of 1997.<\/p>\n<p>I can recall a paperback edition with the Coming Soon label that didn\u2019t make good on its promise for years.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.hollywoodintoto.com\/13th-warrior-review-mctiernan\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.hollywoodintoto.com\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-youtube-lyte\/lyteCache.php?origThumbUrl=https%3A%2F%2Fi.ytimg.com%2Fvi%2FZeGbSOdedqI%2Fhqdefault.jpg\" alt=\"YouTube Video\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p>The rumor spreading was that no one was happy with McTiernan\u2019s rough cut, so Crichton stepped in and reshot a great deal of it. When the film finally arrived, late into the summer of 1999, it was like a last gasp.<\/p>\n<p>The uninspired promotional campaign showcased a poster with a close-up of an eye and a Viking ship. The tagline declared it was from the director of \u201cDie Hard\u201d but, if the powers that be at Disney had really understood what they had, and how to sell it, they would have mentioned a far different McTiernan film that is a stronger comparison.<\/p>\n<p>More on that later.<\/p>\n<p>Antonio Banderas stars as Ahmad ibn Fadlan, an Arab poet who is recruited by the Vikings as the 13th man on their mission to take down a mountaintop of warriors who wear animal skins and, yes, eat their prey.<\/p>\n<p>For most of the first act, the film doesn\u2019t work and is presumably where most of the cutting and recutting took place during the years-long restructuring and post-production process. By the time the opening credits have finished, so much exposition and quick cuts have occurred, with scenes quickly fading into another scene and yet another, one might be lost by the time McTiernan\u2019s name turns up.<\/p>\n<p>Despite the word that Crichton reshot a lot of it, McTiernan still gets sole directorial credit, though he and Crichton share producer credit.<\/p>\n<p>Clearly everyone involved has seen \u201c<a href=\"https:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt0112573\/\">Braveheart<\/a>\u201d (1995), as a colorful army of burly dudes makes up the supporting cast of mighty, fearless, powerful and testosterone-fueled Viking warriors. Still, despite ample time spent getting to know these characters (who sport names like Herger, Skeld and King Hrothgar), none are truly developed and provide anything more than an action figure likeness.<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">The 13th Warrior &#8211; We love <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/Vikings?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#Vikings<\/a> at the Salty Nerd <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/Podcast?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#Podcast<\/a>. How about you? What is your quick thought on this film? Do you have a favorite Viking film? <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/MM7u3zy7ET\">pic.twitter.com\/MM7u3zy7ET<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 The Salty Nerd Podcast (@salty_nerd) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/salty_nerd\/status\/1690258266172067840?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">August 12, 2023<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><script async=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>For example, my favorite of the Vikings is played by Vladimir Kulich, who looks an awful lot like Viggo the Carpathian. What can I tell you about him? He seems cool wielding a sword. Ditto just about everyone else.<\/p>\n<p>Banderas is miscast as a befuddled, out-of-his-league, put-upon everyman who must stand up and fight. Unlike McTiernan protagonists Jack Ryan (\u201cI\u2019m just an analyst!\u201d) and John McClane (\u201cWelcome to the party, pal!\u201d), whose casting of Alec Baldwin and Bruce Willis sold the characterizations, Banderas is obviously too strong and capable to be a fall guy for long.<\/p>\n<p>If McTiernan had instructed Banderas to play the role while wearing coke bottle glasses with a piece of tape in the middle, he still wouldn\u2019t come across as not manly enough to hang out with actors who look like they just clocked out of their Medieval Times shift.<\/p>\n<p>Two extraordinary contrivances work in Banderas\u2019 favor: the first is a montage where Fadlan learns to speak the Viking language just by observation and listening to them chat during a nightly campfire- a few dissolves (over what appears to be two meals) and voila! Everyone in the movie can understand each other and is now speaking English!<\/p>\n<p>McTiernan got away with this before: remember the cool fade-in\/fade-out in \u201cThe Hunt For Red October\u201d (1990), a canny bit of filmmaking that instructed the audience that, despite the Russian and American characters, we the audience will now only hear Sean Connery and everyone else speak English.<\/p>\n<p>That movie got away with it. Here, it\u2019s a huge stretch but hey, we need to move the story along, so fine, our lead can decipher languages by listening to people speak.<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">The 13th Warrior, directed by John McTiernan from a screenplay by William Wisher, Jr. and Warren Lewis and starring Antonio Banderas, Diane Venora, Vladimir Kulich, Dennis Storh\u00f8i, Omar Sharif, Anders T. Andersen and Tony Curran, was released on this day in 1999 (USA) <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/s.w.org\/images\/core\/emoji\/15.0.3\/72x72\/1f3ac.png\" alt=\"\ud83c\udfac\" class=\"wp-smiley\" style=\"height: 1em; max-height: 1em;\" \/> <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/hpl8GiyvWe\">pic.twitter.com\/hpl8GiyvWe<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Horror31 <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/s.w.org\/images\/core\/emoji\/15.0.3\/72x72\/1f383.png\" alt=\"\ud83c\udf83\" class=\"wp-smiley\" style=\"height: 1em; max-height: 1em;\" \/> (@Horror31) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Horror31\/status\/1431282372448866305?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">August 27, 2021<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><script async=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>The other jaw-dropping bit of movie contrivance that \u201cThe 13th Warrior\u201d gets away with is yet another montage: Fadlan decides to join the Vikings in battle, but he can barely lift a sword: after a very-brief montage, he not only customizes his weapon but can chop off the tops of a spear. He even has Indigo Montoya moves at his disposal.<\/p>\n<p>Whatever.<\/p>\n<p>Because Fadlan is played by Banderas, he always looks cool in action and holds his own in the big set pieces, but the element of suspense intended at the screenplay level (can someone raised to be peaceful hold his own among savages?) is not there.<\/p>\n<p>Omar Sheriff is in the film\u2019s painfully clunky first act and vanishes soon after. Diane Venora, playing the wife of one of the Vikings, has almost no dialogue but has an unforgettable moment: when villains invade camp, she turns to a young handmaiden protecting a room of children, hands her multiple knives and instructs her that, if the villains come near the children, \u201cyou know what to do.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Whoa. Thankfully, we never get the \u201c13th Warrior\u201d equivalent of the offscreen Youngling slaughter from \u201cStar Wars: Episode III &#8211; Revenge of the Sith\u201d (2005).<\/p>\n<p>For a while, it doesn\u2019t seem like the film will ever connect\u2026then we get to the film\u2019s final hour, which is comprised of three gigantic action sequences, that are so sensational that everything that wasn\u2019t working in the early going vanishes from memory.<\/p>\n<p>A nighttime battle with the Wendol, who are illuminated by torches in a glowing mist, is simply awesome. So is the invasion of their mountain lair, in which we meet the Wendol Queen, a truly scary sequence.<\/p>\n<p>She\u2019s played by Susan Willis who, amazingly also played Mrs. Guttman in \u201cWhat About Bob?\u201d (1991), where she yelled the immortal line, \u201cBurn in hell, Dr. Marvin!\u201d Her one scene in this is unforgettable.<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Born on this day: Michael Crichton (1942-2008).<\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s the 1977 Bantam edition of Eaters of the Dead, with cover and interior illustrations by the unmistakeable Ian Miller.<a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/BOTD?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#BOTD<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/3g1t5YY2lk\">pic.twitter.com\/3g1t5YY2lk<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Michael Sellars | Horror Writer | <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/s.w.org\/images\/core\/emoji\/15.0.3\/72x72\/1f1f5-1f1f8.png\" alt=\"\ud83c\uddf5\ud83c\uddf8\" class=\"wp-smiley\" style=\"height: 1em; max-height: 1em;\" \/> (@HorrorPaperback) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/HorrorPaperback\/status\/1451798343848452101?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">October 23, 2021<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><script async=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>The conclusion is a burly battle by swords in rain and mud, with huge splashes of blood with every swing; it\u2019s played in semi-slow motion and, like the two fantastic set pieces before it, is breathtaking in its staging and imagery.<\/p>\n<p>Did Crichton really direct the majority of \u201cThe 13th Warrior\u201d? I doubt it. Much of the imagery is right out of McTiernan\u2019s body of work: the blinding light shining through the doors during the first Wendol attack is reminiscent of McTiernan\u2019s \u201cNomads\u201d (1986), the assault on the Wendol headquarters (more like a death cave of monsters) creates claustrophobia and coherent geography the way McTiernan\u2019s \u201cDie Hard\u201d does (\u201cNow I know what a TV dinner feels like!\u201d).<\/p>\n<p>Most of all, despite the touting on the film\u2019s poster, the McTiernan film this resembles the most, and I can\u2019t give a bigger compliment, is \u201cPredator\u201d (1987). The portrayal of warriors who must face an enemy they initially don\u2019t understand, are fearful of and must learn how to fight, as well as the setting, waterfall and woods terrain and the final confrontation between warrior and unholy creature of destruction, are all a clear reflection of \u201cPredator.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Watch the two back-to-back and, well\u2026you\u2019ll either cry out \u201cValhalla!\u201d or grow hair on your chest.<\/p>\n<p>The post <a href=\"https:\/\/www.hollywoodintoto.com\/13th-warrior-review-mctiernan\/\">&#8217;13th Warrior&#8217; Is as Bad as Advertised, Until &#8230;<\/a> appeared first on <a href=\"https:\/\/www.hollywoodintoto.com\/\">Hollywood in Toto<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>John McTiernan\u2019s \u201cThe 13th Warrior\u201d (1999) is the Michael Crichton adaptation that, unlike \u201cJurassic Park\u201d (1993), you might have passed on. Chances are, you\u2019re like me and heard some terrible things long before the film hit theaters. Based on Crichton\u2019s 1976 novel, \u201cEaters of the Dead,\u201d which was a re-telling of \u201cBeowulf\u201d but with Vikings, \u2026<\/p>\n<p>The post <a href=\"https:\/\/www.hollywoodintoto.com\/13th-warrior-review-mctiernan\/\">\u201913th Warrior\u2019 Is as Bad as Advertised, Until \u2026<\/a> appeared first on <a href=\"https:\/\/www.hollywoodintoto.com\/\">Hollywood in Toto<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":552,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"site-container-style":"default","site-container-layout":"default","site-sidebar-layout":"default","disable-article-header":"default","disable-site-header":"default","disable-site-footer":"default","disable-content-area-spacing":"default","footnotes":""},"categories":[6166],"tags":[61,122,127,129,124,128,125,132,131,133,126,130,123,66,94,88,97,56,64,65,60,112,6188,6181,40,75,95,6191,6189,104,6196,6206,6183,6186,33,120,6185,105,101,6199,6190,6193,6202,6195,6204,98,115,30,29,41,86,70,69,68,72,71,26,118,108,87,46,55,48,52,54,51,50,83,6197,62,58,57,6177,109,6201,35,59,63,85,79,82,96,80,27,81,114,44,42,43,45,38,39,6205,6198,6187,6200,6192,6194,6203,110,117,6184,100,111,116,73,89,90,92,91,6180,93,84,78,37,6182,102,34,36,77,67,74,99,113,119,28,121,6179,6178,32,47,49,53,103,31,76],"class_list":["post-137413","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-movie","tag-airpods","tag-anime","tag-anime-characters","tag-anime-cosplay","tag-anime-edits","tag-anime-merchandise","tag-anime-movies","tag-anime-news","tag-anime-recommendations","tag-anime-reviews","tag-anime-series","tag-anime-streaming","tag-animes","tag-app-store","tag-app-store-samsung","tag-appgallery","tag-appgallery-oneplus","tag-apple","tag-apple-music","tag-apple-tv","tag-apple-watch","tag-bbc-sport","tag-behind-the-scenes-footage","tag-best-comedy-movies","tag-best-mobile-games","tag-bixby","tag-bixby-xiaomi","tag-box-office-hits","tag-celebrity-interviews","tag-champions-league","tag-cinema-history-and-evolution","tag-cinematic-virtual-reality-experiences","tag-classic-romance-movies","tag-critically-acclaimed-dramas","tag-cyberpunk","tag-cyberpunk-2077","tag-family-friendly-movies","tag-fantasy-football","tag-fifa","tag-film-director-profiles","tag-film-festival-highlights","tag-film-industry-news","tag-film-production-techniques","tag-film-soundtracks-and-scores","tag-film-inspired-travel-destinations","tag-football","tag-formula-1","tag-fortnite","tag-free-fire","tag-free-mobile-games","tag-freebuds-pro","tag-galaxy-a52","tag-galaxy-note-20","tag-galaxy-s21","tag-galaxy-watch-4","tag-galaxy-z-fold-3","tag-game","tag-games","tag-golf","tag-harmonyos","tag-how-to-backup-iphone","tag-how-to-factory-reset-iphone","tag-how-to-reset-iphone","tag-how-to-restore-iphone","tag-how-to-unlock-iphone","tag-how-to-unlock-iphone-5","tag-how-to-unlock-iphone-6","tag-huawei","tag-in-depth-film-analysis","tag-ios","tag-ipad","tag-iphone","tag-latest-movie-releases","tag-live-soccer","tag-local-cinema-listings-and-showtimes","tag-lol","tag-macbook","tag-macos","tag-mate-40-pro","tag-mi-11-lite","tag-mi-home-security-camera-basic-1080p","tag-mi-home-security-camera-basic-1080p-huawei","tag-mi-smart-band-6","tag-minecraft","tag-miui","tag-mlb-scores","tag-mobile-game-design","tag-mobile-game-development","tag-mobile-game-marketing","tag-mobile-game-monetization","tag-mobile-games","tag-mobile-gaming","tag-movie-adaptations-of-books","tag-movie-merchandise-and-collectibles","tag-movie-reviews-and-ratings","tag-movie-ticket-discounts-and-offers","tag-movie-trailers-and-teasers","tag-movie-trivia-and-facts","tag-movie-themed-quizzes-and-games","tag-nba-scores","tag-nba-standings","tag-newest-horror-films","tag-nfl","tag-nfl-scores","tag-nhl-scores","tag-one-ui","tag-oneplus","tag-oneplus-9-pro","tag-oneplus-buds-pro","tag-oneplus-nord-ce-5g","tag-oscar-nominated-films","tag-oxygenos","tag-p40-pro-plus","tag-poco-x3-pro","tag-pokemon","tag-popular-action-films","tag-premier-league","tag-pubg","tag-pubg-mobile","tag-redmi-note-10-pro","tag-samsung","tag-samsung-pay","tag-soccer","tag-sports","tag-steam","tag-steeam","tag-top-10-anime","tag-top-rated-movies-2023","tag-upcoming-hollywood-movies","tag-valorant","tag-when-do-the-iphone-7-come-out","tag-when-does-the-iphone-7-come-out","tag-when-is-the-iphone-7-coming-out","tag-world-cup","tag-xbox-series-x","tag-xiaomi"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gamefootballmobileanimeiphone.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/137413","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gamefootballmobileanimeiphone.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gamefootballmobileanimeiphone.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gamefootballmobileanimeiphone.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/552"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gamefootballmobileanimeiphone.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=137413"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/gamefootballmobileanimeiphone.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/137413\/revisio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