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\n \"Boston
Photo by Dick Raphael\/NBAE via Getty Images<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

How do you top a banner season? By going bigger and better<\/p>\n

The 2023-24 season exceeded all expectations and delivered a new banner that will be unveiled at the outset of this coming season. So my annual tradition of previewing the year with SWAGs (silly, wild, astounding, guesses) faces a unique challenge. How do I make these SWAGs …well, silly and wild enough? Challenge accepted.<\/p>\n

The <\/strong>Celtics<\/strong><\/a> finish the regular season 81-1<\/strong><\/p>\n

The Celtics will lose a game sometime in late November and Joe Mazzulla will be so annoyingly gleeful in pointing out all the team\u2019s errors in that game that they all vow not to lose another game just to shut him up.<\/p>\n

Jokes on them though because Joe starts keeping track of quarters won and lost. He makes up outrageous contests with prizes tailored to each player. He arranges for Jaylen Brown to have dinner with a former Nobel Peace Prize winner. He builds a miniature sized Busch Stadium in Jayson Tatum\u2019s backyard so Deuce can play wiffleball there. <\/p>\n

When the team almost blows a 30-point lead, he has them all thrown into a cage with growling wolves… only to reveal that they are actually just well disguised dogs that just want to play catch.<\/p>\n

For team bonding, Joe teams up with a local Escape Room to recreate robbing Fenway Park on location.<\/p>\n

Each button he pushes works like a charm and people start referring to him as Savant Mazzulla.<\/p>\n

\n \"Toronto
\n Photo by Maddie Malhotra\/Boston Red Sox\/Getty Images<\/cite>
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Co-MVPs for Jayson Tatum and Jaylen Brown<\/strong><\/p>\n

Both shoot 45% from three on high volume. Both put up jaw dropping stats and unselfishly share the ball and the limelight. The ball whips around, people instinctively make the next right pass which (wouldn\u2019t you know it) ends up finding the right people in the right place which usually means Tatum and Brown.<\/p>\n

Their chemistry is off the charts as they play a flawless 2-man game, run entire fast breaks without dribbling, and even start to finish each other\u2019s sandwiches. Nobody can figure out who to give the MVP to, so they just make two trophies and hand them to the guys (who immediately pass back and forth just out of habit).<\/p>\n

\n \"Dallas
\n Photo by Barry Chin\/The Boston Globe via Getty Images<\/cite>
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Co-coach of the Year awards for Joe Mazzulla and Sam Cassell<\/strong><\/p>\n

I know what you are thinking. \u201cI get Joe winning, but how does lead assistant Sam Cassell factor into this?\u201d Well, sometime around Christmas, Mazzulla is going to use his martial arts training to stop a gang of thugs from robbing an orphanage. In the process of fighting, he\u2019ll injure his legs and his doctor will insist on him taking six weeks off.<\/p>\n

Cassell will fill in admirably, giving the best sideline interviews and generally lighting up the world with his beaming smile. He\u2019ll go undefeated in his stint, but graciously gives credit to Joe\u2019s leadership and happily hand the clipboard back to Mazzulla in early February.<\/p>\n

Co-6th Man awards for Payton Pritchard and Sam Hauser<\/strong><\/p>\n

Both have 50-40-90 seasons (and a high 40\u2019s on 3\u2019s) leading the way on a dominant 2nd unit that would make the play-in game if they were a separate team. \u201cWhy just the play-in\u201d you ask? Well, they wouldn\u2019t have a lot of depth with just 9 players. Though I guess you could promote some more Maine Celtics (who are also going to win their league title).<\/p>\n

Just give them all the awards<\/strong><\/p>\n

You know what, if this team does end up winning 80+ games, you might as well hand them all the awards. All Star and All-NBA teams, just the Celtics roster. All-Defense, the Celtics starters. Rookie of the Year, Baylor Scheierman. Most Improved, Jordan Walsh.<\/p>\n

MTV Music Awards Song of the Year, \u201cJust Do It\u201d by Jaylen Brown. Albert Schweitzer Prize for Humanitarianism co-awarded to Al Horford and Jrue Holiday. Maybe Boston doesn\u2019t win the Clutch awards because there are too many blowouts. Michael Jordan goes on record as saying, \u201cnaw, I couldn\u2019t have beat these guys.\u201d<\/p>\n

Banner 19<\/strong><\/p>\n

It goes without saying that they\u2019ll raise another banner at the end of all this. They\u2019ll beat tough competition (fully healthy this time) and leave no doubt about who the beat team in the land is.<\/p>\n

And of course, a vocal minority in the media will still find ways to second guess and attempt to discredit their accomplishments.<\/p>\n

Enjoy the year! Go Celtics!!!<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n\n

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