{"id":30814,"date":"2023-10-25T13:23:32","date_gmt":"2023-10-25T12:23:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gamefootballmobileanimeiphone.com\/?guid=87e65af4859ff38b1b17da819c3a4dbb"},"modified":"2023-10-25T13:23:32","modified_gmt":"2023-10-25T12:23:32","slug":"five-nights-at-freddys-nonsensical-robo-slasher-trash","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gamefootballmobileanimeiphone.com\/index.php\/2023\/10\/25\/five-nights-at-freddys-nonsensical-robo-slasher-trash\/","title":{"rendered":"Five Nights at Freddy\u2019s \u2013 nonsensical robo-slasher trash"},"content":{"rendered":"
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W<\/span>hile at a press screening of Emma Tammi\u2019s Five Nights at Freddy\u2019s, during one of the many, many scenes of Josh Hutcherson slumped over looking very glum, I noticed a fellow audience member lean over to the girl sitting next to him, point up at the screen and whisper into her ear, \u201cThat\u2019s trauma.\u201d Hot on the heels of New York, London, Paris and Tokyo, trauma is now its own character, and here it\u2019s used as a way to imbue a paper thin horror conceit with a bit of emotional heft. <\/p>\n

Which was not what the early trailers suggested. The film was being sold as a short, sharp cavalcade of nostalgic fun set under vintage games arcade lighting and in the musty fug of an expired fast food outlet. The Freddy of the title is a malevolent animatronic teddy bear who fronts a band of similarly-built woodland cuddlies who are intent on butchering anyone who enters onto the premises of their long-shuttered family restaurant.<\/p>\n

Although based on a strangely popular tween-focused videogame series from the early \u201800s, these wired-for-sound critters also appear to be inspired by the real-life robotic band The Rock Afire Explosion from the defunct mini-chain, ShowBiz Pizza. One thing that lets the film down instantly is the exceptionally poor creature design, with no real feel for what makes these robotic beings seem so inherently creepy. Every member of The Rock Afire Explosion looks terrifying, and not once did any of their members display a yen for murder.<\/p>\n

Otherwise, the film falls flat due to the fact that it\u2019s a tonal disaster zone. It\u2019s like paying entry to a funfair only to find out you\u2019ve wandered into an open counselling session which is being led by a slipshod college undergraduate. Plot holes the size of extra-large pizza-pies abound as Hucherson\u2019s angular burnout Mike takes a job as night security guard at Freddy Fazbear’s Pizza (no mention of the timeframe!) in a bid to retain custody of his younger sister (and sole living family member), Abby (Piper Rubio).<\/p>\n

Yet Mike suffers from the internal scars of witnessing his younger brother being abducted from a family camping holiday, but is channelling his memory of the event through dreams, convinced he can solve the mystery by simply nodding off. And watching this film, you totally understand his desire for sleep, as director Tammi and the writing team foreground lots of bargain basement child abduction shenanigans ripped off from stories like Stephen King\u2019s It\u2026, while you\u2019re gnawing at your knuckles wondering when the killer robots will actually get to do something interesting.<\/p>\n

As an agile production outfit, Blumhouse punches out horror quickies fast, cheap and in massive quantities. On the evidence of the woefully bad Five Nights at Freddy\u2019s, brand loyalty has reached a pivot point where the need to produce a quality \u2013 or even passably coherent \u2013 work has been undercut by the knowledge that enough people will blindly turn out to make the numbers work. People complain that Hollywood has cut its ties with mid-budget quality filmmaking, and dreck like this is the reason why. <\/p>\n

And at time of writing, there\u2019s much kerfuffle among the film criterati regarding the supposedly inflated runtime of the new Martin Scorsese picture, Killers of the Flower Moon. At an unnecessarily epic 1 hour and 49 minutes, the thrill-neutral Five Nights at Freddy\u2019s makes Marty\u2019s laconic opus feel like a Daffy Duck cartoon by comparison. With very few scares, no finesse, a dull setting, delusions of child psychology grandeur, endless poe-faced expositional back-and-forths, and all the narrative sophistication of a particularly bad episode of Scooby Doo, this one is a big, dumb, cynical miss.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n

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\n ANTICIPATION.<\/strong>
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\n The trailer makes this one look like a lot of fun.<\/em>
\n 3<\/strong>\n <\/p>\n

\n ENJOYMENT.<\/strong>
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\n Completely incoherent, even for a supernatural horror movie.<\/em>
\n 1<\/strong>\n <\/p>\n

\n IN RETROSPECT.<\/strong>
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\n A wasted opportunity \u2013 nobody involved has a feel for the material.<\/em>
\n 1<\/strong>\n <\/p>\n

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\n Directed by<\/em>
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\n Emma Tammi <\/span>
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\n Starring<\/em>
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\n Josh Hutcherson, <\/span>
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\n Elizabeth Lail, <\/span>
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\n Piper Rubio <\/span>
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