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Thanksgiving<\/a><\/strong> is a time for good things: Good food, good company, good laughs.<\/p>\n

And so, let\u2019s take a look at some of the best turkey-centric goofs and gags for 2023. They\u2019re so good, you\u2019ll gobble them up! They\u2019re sure to elicit a Pil-grin! They\u2019ll have you laughing whether you\u2019re sober as a priest, or cranberry sauced!<\/em><\/p>\n

Additionally, with the understanding that comedy is subjective and doesn\u2019t always age gracefully, we\u2019ve included historical discussion points underneath each joke in the hopes of starting a thoughtful dialogue. Gobble gobble!<\/p>\n

If the Mayflower brought the Pilgrims, what brought their dogs? The Collie-flower!<\/h2>\n

What makes this joke so fun is that it tiptoes right up to the edge, then pulls back right before it goes too far. It’s like a Lily Tomlin special, or the first half of Bill Maher saying something.<\/p>\n

What do you call the ghost of a turkey? A poultry-geist!<\/h2>\n

First introduced in the since-banned liner notes from Sam Kinison\u2019s 1988 album Have You Seen Me Lately?, <\/em>this classic slice of shock comedy was banned in 46 out of 48 states in the continental U.S. for being too explicit. <\/p>\n

Why are turkeys always grumbling? They\u2019re in a fowl mood!<\/h2>\n

Originally written as a tag for George Carlin\u2019s<\/a> \u201cSeven Words You Can\u2019t Say on Television,\u201d this joke was cut from the final draft for fear that the provocateur would be arrested for lude and lascivious conduct. <\/p>\n

What kind of dessert sticks to the wall? Pie-der Man!<\/h2>\n

This line got Lenny Bruce arrested at the Gate of Horn folk club in Chicago on December 5, 1962.<\/p>\n

What do you call roasted vegetables that run from the kitchen to the table? Hustle Sprouts!<\/h2>\n

In 1942, at the height of his stardom, Jack Benny financed and starred in a fully-produced motion picture adaptation of this joke. His father, concerned with the subject matter and how it might affect the public\u2019s perception of the war in Europe, at first refused to attend the picture, calling it \u201csenseless\u201d and \u201cdamaging.\u201d After some gentle cajoling, he was convinced to attend a \\screening, and soon became Hustle Sprouts<\/em>\u2019 biggest fan, seeing it over a dozen times and calling it one of the most effective pieces of wartime satire he\u2019d ever witnessed. <\/p>\n

Has this meat juice been listening to Joe Rogan? It\u2019s so baste!<\/h2>\n

For anyone that thinks Gen Z has killed comedy by being \u201ctoo sensitive,\u201d check and mate.<\/p>\n

How did the turkey get to Thanksgiving? He rode the gravy train!<\/h2>\n

Louis Alfred Sz\u00e9kely is remembered for a lot of things these days, but perhaps nothing more than his \u201cTurkeys ride a gravy train\u201d routine, which won him two of his three Peabody awards.<\/p>\n

Why did the turkey\u2019s dad make him eat nothing but stale bread? To stuffin\u2019 him up!<\/h2>\n

It is a common misconception that Oscar Wilde\u2019s incarceration on charges of gross indecency were tied to his romantic trysts. In truth, the accusations stemmed from Wilde\u2019s use of the joke \u201cWhy did the turkey\u2019s dad make him eat nothing but stale bread? To stuffin\u2019 him up!\u201d as the first-draft dramatic climax of The Importance of Being Earnest. <\/em>The joke, left for Wilde on a calling card by the Marquess of Queensbury, was deemed \u201cdamaging to the public interest,\u201d and Wilde was sentenced to an existence of \u201chard labor, hard fare and a hard bed.\u201d His time in prison had a profound effect on the writer, but he never stopped weaving golden strands of Thanksgiving<\/a> comedy into his observations on everyday life. On November 30 of 1900, he is said to have stated \u201cTake the wallpaper or leave it, it\u2019s all gravy <\/em>to me\u201d before dying of meningitis.<\/p>\n

Why did the turkey cross the road? He was trying to convince people he was a chicken!<\/h2>\n

Pressured via threats of legal action by Decca Records to release one more single before terminating their contract, the Rolling Stones<\/a> begrudgingly wrote \u201cSchoolboy Blues,\u201d a purposely puerile, borderline-atonal symphony of the offensive. The original recording was made up almost entirely of the above joke, until Keith Richards pointed out that they had gone too far this time. Prints of the first cut, published exclusively in West Germany, remain a highly sought-after collector\u2019s item to this day.<\/p>\n

These used to be plain old cranberries. Now, they\u2019re a flying sauce-er! (throw cranberry sauce across the room<\/em>)<\/h2>\n

This one\u2019s good because it gets you out of having to go to Thanksgiving with your new boyfriend\u2019s family ever again.<\/p>\n\n

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