{"id":82630,"date":"2024-01-26T21:09:35","date_gmt":"2024-01-26T21:09:35","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/wegotthiscovered.com\/?p=1652955"},"modified":"2024-01-26T21:09:35","modified_gmt":"2024-01-26T21:09:35","slug":"looks-like-he-raided-the-makeup-from-spaceballs-donald-trumps-face-has-entered-its-kfc-gravy-era","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gamefootballmobileanimeiphone.com\/index.php\/2024\/01\/26\/looks-like-he-raided-the-makeup-from-spaceballs-donald-trumps-face-has-entered-its-kfc-gravy-era\/","title":{"rendered":"\u2018Looks like he raided the makeup from Spaceballs\u2019: Donald Trump\u2019s face has entered its KFC gravy era"},"content":{"rendered":"
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We now turn our attention to Donald Trump<\/strong><\/a>, the way that contemporary political discourse has turned into the Burn Book from Mean Girls, <\/em>and how sad it is when a man pushing 80 still hasn’t figured out his undertone.<\/p>\n

In an era defined by alternative facts, selective journalistic coverage, and civil unrest built on rumor, conjecture, and biased gut intuition, we must cling to what\u2019s plainly real like the buoyant wreckage of a sinking ship. If nothing else, we are morally required to hold onto hard, objective actualities and call them what they are. Truth may be in short supply, but reality remains both as abundant as it is precious, fragile, and easily lost in the noise.<\/p>\n

And so it falls on us to look at former president and current potential bankruptcy candidate Donald John Trump<\/a> through the cold, empirical lens of honesty and agree, as one, that his makeup looks like he reenacted that scene from Silence of the Lambs <\/em>where Hannibal wears another guy\u2019s face, only instead of another guy\u2019s face he\u2019s wearing the skin of a perfectly basted Butterball turkey.<\/p>\n

Donald Trump’s makeup game continues to slip<\/h2>\n

If you\u2019re not familiar with the internet, it\u2019s basically a neverending digital Friars Club roast, only with ratcheted-up racism and with a lot more naked people. As such, the 45th president\u2019s bold new look did not go unnoticed. <\/p>\n

In this and all things, Patton Oswalt staked his claim to some of the most painful rhetoric, heartlessly ruining hazelnut spread for around half of the country.<\/p>\n

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I\u2019m not his biggest fan, but these are adorable. Like a well-meaning, slow-witted lunkhead who couldn\u2019t resist when he saw an open jar of Nutella. He should not be president again but he should be allowed to have goofy adventures like this. pic.twitter.com\/LWSIf3Ip48<\/a><\/p>\n

— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) January 24, 2024<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n