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In the world of Pok\u00e9mon<\/a><\/strong>, as in life, beauty is only skin deep.<\/p>\n

So let\u2019s consider the ugliest skins in Pok\u00e9mon, sort them in ascending order of repulsiveness, and make fun of them for being a bunch of pizza-faced losers who probably took their sisters to prom and practiced kissing on a dirty old leather wallet that they found on the floor of the subway. <\/p>\n

10. Grimmsnarl<\/h2>\n
\"Grimmsnarl
Image via The Pokemon Company<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

Maybe Grimmsnarl doesn\u2019t look like a living nightmare to you. That\u2019s okay, that\u2019s just ignorance. It\u2019ll pass.<\/p>\n

See, what makes the final evolution of Impidimp so nauseating is a detail that doesn\u2019t necessarily translate to its animated form. Sure, it looks like it has one of those MCU personal trainers that can double the size of a given Nanjiani with just eight weeks and a nondisclosure agreement<\/a>, but what you might not know is that all of those muscles are actually its hair. Grimmsnarl\u2019s hair is prehensile, and it uses it to create a 100% hair body suit in the shape of sick gains. <\/p>\n

Imagine if Chris Hemsworth started talking to you at a bar, and you suddenly realized that all of his muscles were just a perfectly arranged, multi-layer collection of body hair the color of pale skin. That\u2019s the horror of Grimmsnarl. Okay, pleasant dreams.<\/p>\n

9. Binacle<\/h2>\n
\"Binacle
Image via The Pokemon Company<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

\u201cHere\u2019s my idea for a Pok\u00e9mon. It\u2019s a barnacle, but it\u2019s made out of hands, but its hands are its heads. Also, it gets more hands and heads the bigger it gets. As a gentle reminder before you give feedback, my father does own the company and he said that I can fire any of you for my birthday.\u201d<\/p>\n

8. Garbodor<\/h2>\n
\"Garbodor
Image via The Pokemon Company<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

On a personal note, this one\u2019s hard to admit, since I would die for Trubbish if he asked me to. But as an adult man in my 30s who still picks up a Pok\u00e9mon game<\/a> a couple of times a year instead of updating my LinkedIn profile, it\u2019s hard not to take their design prompt of \u201ca giant, broken sack of trash\u201d personally.<\/p>\n

7. Toedscool<\/h2>\n
\"Toedscool
Image via Game Freak<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

Want to know what\u2019s even uglier than being ugly? Deciding not to try. <\/p>\n

Introduced in Pok\u00e9mon Scarlet <\/em>and Violet, <\/em>this Tentacool that your grandma got from the clearance bin at Rite Aid is what happens when character designers come to work hungover and recently hit by a bus. It takes an already unattractive Pok\u00e9mon and bravely asks the question \u201cWhat if Paint Bucket Tool, Paint Bucket Tool, Copy, Paste, Rename File?\u201d<\/p>\n

6. Arctozolt<\/h2>\n
\"Arctozolt
Image via The Pokemon Company<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

We\u2019ve all heard the expression \u201chat on a hat.\u201d Arctozolt is \u201chat on a hat,\u201d but both hats are terrible and also there\u2019s some snot coming out of one of them. Adding insult to injurious aesthetics, between its too-small head, its too-big hair, and its thick, cylindrical body, it is a universal truth that if you go far enough back through your ex\u2019s photos, you\u2019ll find out that they dated someone who looked at least passingly like Arctozolt. <\/p>\n

5. Magmar<\/h2>\n
\"Magmar
Image via The Pokemon Company<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

\u201cLet\u2019s make the lovechild of Howard the Duck<\/a> and Eric Stoltz from Mask <\/em>and then set it on fire\u201d is a solid pitch on paper, but in practice, it\u2019s just a quarter century of handheld gaming disappointment.<\/p>\n

4. Bruxish<\/h2>\n
\"Bruxish
Image via The Pokemon Company\/Niantic<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

Last night, still in a haze after receiving mystical powers from a dying alien, I dreamed that there was a Pok\u00e9mon that was just Magikarp doing that thing Bugs Bunny used to do where he\u2019d put on makeup and try to seduce Elmer Fudd<\/a>. When I woke up, I was horrified to realize that my dream had brought Bruxish into being. I go now, into seclusion. I have become too powerful.<\/p>\n

3. Orthworm<\/h2>\n
\"Orthworm
Screenshot via YouTube\/Haydunn<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

Orthworm isn\u2019t Orthworm\u2019s fault. It\u2019s a result of man\u2019s hubris \u2013 of our willingness to treat the Pok\u00e9dex the way we treat capitalism, blinding ourselves to the fact that infinite growth isn\u2019t attainable. That at some point, the house of cards must crumble. That at some point, we\u2019ll make a metal worm.<\/p>\n

Orthworm is a product of its generation. It\u2019s a Gen IX creature made by artists who long ago stopped letting life inspire them and instead started throwing darts at a wall covered in index cards with nouns written on them. Unfortunately, while \u201cdo a mashup of the robot and the worm\u201d is a very fly prompt for a scene in Breakin\u2019 3, <\/em>it also brought us this Pok\u00e9mon, which looks like a teething toy that was recalled for being too emotionally debilitating. It gets a few points thanks to the fact that in German translations, its name was \u201cSchlurm,\u201d which is charming. <\/p>\n

2. Cryogonal<\/h2>\n
\"Cryoganals
Image via The Pokemon Company<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

You know how the whole point of Pok\u00e9mon is to sell toys? The soulless, personality-free Cryogonal did just that. It sold the hell out of some Beyblades<\/a>.<\/p>\n

1: Conkeldurr<\/h2>\n
\"Conkeldurr
Image via The Pokemon Company<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

Imagine a Muppet that gets really aggressive about trying to get your phone number at the gym. That\u2019s Conkeldurr, and he sucks.<\/p>\n\n

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